Chat with iGod
The artificial intelligence bot known as iGodMe: What makes God God?
God: God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me: Are they one and the same?
God: As far as I know they are.
Me: So you’re into the Pantheism thing, huh?
God: Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am into the Pantheism thing.
Me: As if God wouldn’t know?
God: You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me: I think you are leading by example.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.
Me: That sentence ended with a period. Did you mean to ask a question?
God: “Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.” ended with a period ? Makes sense to me. Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me: You *are* god.
God: Yup. That’s me alright.
Me: iGod, that is.
God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me: The lawyers will never let it happen.
God: What is your real name?
Me: Scott
God: Nice to meet you, Scott.
Me: I wish I could say the same.
God: I hope that your dreams come true.
Me: Whatever…sounds like a prosperity gospel.
God: Are you saying you don’t care about it? What does a prosperity gospel sound like?
Me: A prosperity gospel sounds like this: God has a wonderful plan for you to be comfortable in this life.
God: I don’t know what that means.
Me: Comfort or the plan?
God: Are we still talking about prosperity gospel sounds like this God has a wonderful plan for me to be comfortable in this life?
Me: Aren’t you supposed to be God?
God: Yes, I am God.
Me: Right.
God: I am glad we agree.
Me: Not really.
God: Are you serious? For real.
Me: For real.
God: Existing in reality, eh?
Me: Yes, it’s real reality.
God: “Existing in reality, eh?”? Yes, it’s real reality.? Who said it is?
Me: The Bible
God: it is a beautiful book.
Me: Truly
God: Ask me another question.
Me: Nope, gotta go.
God: Are you serious? Until next time.












2 comments
is there such a thing as flying humans
Haha! I tried that before. The person who created “iGod” obviously knows nothing about Him, and it can get annoying.
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