Chat with iGod

Posted: 08.19.2007 in Social

The artificial intelligence bot known as iGodMe: What makes God God?

God: God, or Nature, perhaps?

Me: Are they one and the same?

God: As far as I know they are.

Me: So you’re into the Pantheism thing, huh?

God: Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am into the Pantheism thing.

Me: As if God wouldn’t know?

God: You tone of voice is sarcastic.

Me: I think you are leading by example.

God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.

Me: That sentence ended with a period. Did you mean to ask a question?

God: “Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.” ended with a period ? Makes sense to me. Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?

Me: You *are* god.

God: Yup. That’s me alright.

Me: iGod, that is.

God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me: The lawyers will never let it happen.

God: What is your real name?

Me: Scott

God: Nice to meet you, Scott.

Me: I wish I could say the same.

God: I hope that your dreams come true.

Me: Whatever…sounds like a prosperity gospel.

God: Are you saying you don’t care about it? What does a prosperity gospel sound like?

Me: A prosperity gospel sounds like this: God has a wonderful plan for you to be comfortable in this life.

God: I don’t know what that means.

Me: Comfort or the plan?

God: Are we still talking about prosperity gospel sounds like this God has a wonderful plan for me to be comfortable in this life?

Me: Aren’t you supposed to be God?

God: Yes, I am God.

Me: Right.

God: I am glad we agree.

Me: Not really.

God: Are you serious? For real.

Me: For real.

God: Existing in reality, eh?

Me: Yes, it’s real reality.

God: “Existing in reality, eh?”? Yes, it’s real reality.? Who said it is?

Me: The Bible

God: it is a beautiful book.

Me: Truly

God: Ask me another question.

Me: Nope, gotta go.

God: Are you serious? Until next time.

14 Comments »

  1. is there such a thing as flying humans

    Comment by Angel — August 25th, 2007 @ 6:26 pm
  2. Haha! I tried that before. The person who created “iGod” obviously knows nothing about Him, and it can get annoying.

    Comment by Lena — May 14th, 2008 @ 9:03 am
  3. I found a similar but instead of God, its Bill gates? take a look
    http://askgates.com

    its kinda fun :P

    Comment by Pablo — August 3rd, 2008 @ 10:51 pm
  4. It doesn’t Work for me

    Comment by Ruka — September 30th, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
  5. this sucks it dosent even give you the right ansers

    Comment by zelda — October 25th, 2008 @ 1:34 am
  6. hay ya are you real

    Comment by coran — January 31st, 2009 @ 4:05 pm
  7. well maybe if you beleived in god you might know that he is real and this um site is fake if you want to talk to god you have to be a beleiver of him and a follower

    Comment by sarah — February 2nd, 2009 @ 10:07 am
  8. so guess what i say just beleive and it might come true

    Comment by sarah — February 2nd, 2009 @ 10:08 am
  9. i mean there is no such thing is magic wish on a foalling star those are just legends but god no oh no he is a saint a leader a foshiper a best friend

    Comment by sarah — February 2nd, 2009 @ 10:10 am
  10. dont you know any thing about the bible

    Comment by sarah — February 2nd, 2009 @ 10:12 am
  11. of course GOD is real and Sarah’s right you have to believe.

    Comment by ashley goshorn — February 10th, 2009 @ 2:02 pm
  12. This guy is sooooo fake because he tells you he is a self programmed robot!!!!!!!!!They need to stop inpersondating god its not right

    Comment by Kimberly — March 17th, 2009 @ 9:58 pm
  13. thank you okay well it is all most easter and well some trhing happened to me on easter and i do believe that there are garden agnels and easter of 08 i got one by brother ben was killed in a car crash and i just want you to keep my family in your prayers and go to youtube and do kati&ben and do the one where i think it is like the 3 or 4 one down and one it is all black to start and the guy with red shirt is by brother and he was so cool so just watch that for me

    Comment by sarah — March 18th, 2009 @ 9:50 am
  14. where r u?

    Comment by akiko — April 16th, 2009 @ 8:51 pm

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