Chat with iGod

The artificial intelligence bot known as iGodMe: What makes God God?

God: God, or Nature, perhaps?

Me: Are they one and the same?

God: As far as I know they are.

Me: So you’re into the Pantheism thing, huh?

God: Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am into the Pantheism thing.

Me: As if God wouldn’t know?

God: You tone of voice is sarcastic.

Me: I think you are leading by example.

God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.

Me: That sentence ended with a period. Did you mean to ask a question?

God: “Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.” ended with a period ? Makes sense to me. Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?

Me: You *are* god.

God: Yup. That’s me alright.

Me: iGod, that is.

God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me: The lawyers will never let it happen.

God: What is your real name?

Me: Scott

God: Nice to meet you, Scott.

Me: I wish I could say the same.

God: I hope that your dreams come true.

Me: Whatever…sounds like a prosperity gospel.

God: Are you saying you don’t care about it? What does a prosperity gospel sound like?

Me: A prosperity gospel sounds like this: God has a wonderful plan for you to be comfortable in this life.

God: I don’t know what that means.

Me: Comfort or the plan?

God: Are we still talking about prosperity gospel sounds like this God has a wonderful plan for me to be comfortable in this life?

Me: Aren’t you supposed to be God?

God: Yes, I am God.

Me: Right.

God: I am glad we agree.

Me: Not really.

God: Are you serious? For real.

Me: For real.

God: Existing in reality, eh?

Me: Yes, it’s real reality.

God: “Existing in reality, eh?”? Yes, it’s real reality.? Who said it is?

Me: The Bible

God: it is a beautiful book.

Me: Truly

God: Ask me another question.

Me: Nope, gotta go.

God: Are you serious? Until next time.