The artificial intelligence bot known as iGodMe: What makes God God?
God: God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me: Are they one and the same?
God: As far as I know they are.
Me: So you’re into the Pantheism thing, huh?
God: Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am into the Pantheism thing.
Me: As if God wouldn’t know?
God: You tone of voice is sarcastic.
Me: I think you are leading by example.
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.
Me: That sentence ended with a period. Did you mean to ask a question?
God: “Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am leading by example.” ended with a period ? Makes sense to me. Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me: You *are* god.
God: Yup. That’s me alright.
Me: iGod, that is.
God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me: The lawyers will never let it happen.
God: What is your real name?
Me: Scott
God: Nice to meet you, Scott.
Me: I wish I could say the same.
God: I hope that your dreams come true.
Me: Whatever…sounds like a prosperity gospel.
God: Are you saying you don’t care about it? What does a prosperity gospel sound like?
Me: A prosperity gospel sounds like this: God has a wonderful plan for you to be comfortable in this life.
God: I don’t know what that means.
Me: Comfort or the plan?
God: Are we still talking about prosperity gospel sounds like this God has a wonderful plan for me to be comfortable in this life?
Me: Aren’t you supposed to be God?
God: Yes, I am God.
Me: Right.
God: I am glad we agree.
Me: Not really.
God: Are you serious? For real.
Me: For real.
God: Existing in reality, eh?
Me: Yes, it’s real reality.
God: “Existing in reality, eh?”? Yes, it’s real reality.? Who said it is?
Me: The Bible
God: it is a beautiful book.
Me: Truly
God: Ask me another question.
Me: Nope, gotta go.
God: Are you serious? Until next time.
14 Comments
is there such a thing as flying humans
Haha! I tried that before. The person who created “iGod” obviously knows nothing about Him, and it can get annoying.
I found a similar but instead of God, its Bill gates? take a look
http://askgates.com
its kinda fun
It doesn’t Work for me
this sucks it dosent even give you the right ansers
hay ya are you real
well maybe if you beleived in god you might know that he is real and this um site is fake if you want to talk to god you have to be a beleiver of him and a follower
so guess what i say just beleive and it might come true
i mean there is no such thing is magic wish on a foalling star those are just legends but god no oh no he is a saint a leader a foshiper a best friend
dont you know any thing about the bible
of course GOD is real and Sarah’s right you have to believe.
This guy is sooooo fake because he tells you he is a self programmed robot!!!!!!!!!They need to stop inpersondating god its not right
thank you okay well it is all most easter and well some trhing happened to me on easter and i do believe that there are garden agnels and easter of 08 i got one by brother ben was killed in a car crash and i just want you to keep my family in your prayers and go to youtube and do kati&ben and do the one where i think it is like the 3 or 4 one down and one it is all black to start and the guy with red shirt is by brother and he was so cool so just watch that for me
where r u?
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